[pf] Jokes about the election

by Nan Hildreth

14 December 2000 18:09 UTC

BUMPER STICKERS FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS: 
 
Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting. 
 
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states) 
 
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think 
 
If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates 
 
Don't throw away your vote... let Katherine Harris do it for you! 
 
I Didn't Vote for His Daddy Either 
 
It Ain't Over Till Your Brother Counts The Votes! 
 
The election can't be broken. We just fixed it. 
 
The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke) 



Nan Hildreth  Nan.Hildreth@pdq.net
Houston (713) 864-7108

"Humor is the ability to make light of something 
that is deadly serious, thereby taking the "deadly" 
out of it and putting the life back into it.   

"A society that is humorless is a lifeless society.  
When things become so serious - and so sacred 
- that we can't laugh about them anymore, it means
we have elevated the profane to the realm of the 
sacred and misplaced the sacred in the process. "   

"There is nothing as funny as an addict who thinks he isn't." 

Anne Wilson Schaef